‘I hate how my hairdresser cuts my hair but I dare not go elsewhere for fear of hurting his feelings’<\/p>\n
‘I got overcharged for breakfast this morning. I knew the cashier had got it wrong but didn’t want to embarrass him or look like a dick in front of the queue so just paid the extra \u00a32’<\/p>\n
‘I asked if anyone wanted the last biscuit. Someone did.’<\/p>\n
‘I accidentally rang the bell on the bus at the wrong stop, and instead of explaining my predicament to the driver, got off and walked the rest of the way home.’<\/p>\n
‘I said \u2018thank you\u2019 as a warden handed me a parking ticket.’<\/p>\n
‘There\u2019s no etiquette for using an umbrella in crowded areas during wet weather.’<\/p>\n
‘I never know whether to say thanks to people that stop at a zebra crossing.’<\/p>\n
‘I accidentally touched another commuter\u2019s hand on the handrails on the tube today.’<\/p>\n
‘My girlfriend claims to be ‘neither here nor there’ on Marmite. Now I can\u2019t trust anything she says or does.’<\/p>\n